in Arizona, there is a painted desert where the trees are millions of years old, petrified, and have all turned to crystal ( Read more... )

hey there, mister blue
we're so pleased to be with you
look around, see what you do
everybody smiles at you

MISTER GIBBS, I FEEL SULLIED AND UNUSUAL

i love those fucking pirates.

P.S. I am leaving tomorrow morning to take sailing lessons with my dad (how appropriate), and I won't be back until next friday. MISS ME.

Ode to a Dead Raccoon

Raccoon, it is a beautiful day
There you are again
Many tires have said hello
And you are looking very flat for a Procyon lotorI have been your friend for two weeks ( Read more... )

sometimes when you are making brownies, it is a good idea to use the batter as war paint.


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it's like five in the morning. I am back from utah, and I want to say a lot of things, but I'll leave that till later. instead...

( dumb character meme for kelkeppe! )

*tagged*

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself", saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Oh...no tag backs!1. I love airplanes. Most of you guys already know this. I'm not interested in the mechanical aspect ( Read more... )

the other week I was in a restaurant and I saw two bodyguards. it was like something from a movie. one of them was really, really tall, and the other was kind of short and bald. they just stood there in the lobby and looked grim in their big overcoats ( Read more... )

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love everything ( Read more... )

my dad smells like burberry cologne. he reminds me of brown, like a tree or a bear watching the salmons.

what does one of your favorite people smell like? (even if you have to make it up.)