I've seriously seen nothing like this before. It's raining but the rain is freezing on the windows in round globs, and the trees are covered in an inch of clear ice. They look like glass trees. Every once in a while a huge chunk of something will hit the roof and I'll feel the house vibrate. Power is going out everywhere, it's crazy, phones are ( Read more... )

tonight there's an art show at the essex studios and I'm selling prints of my stuff for $8 to $18, along with origami crane christmas ornaments for $3 each. very exciting! on the posters I've put up in the halls I am advertising a free hug (from me) with each purchase. hopefully this marketing ploy will work.

( here are the ones I'm selling )

so I took some nyquil a few hours ago, but I didn't want to go to sleep

being sick is pretty cool

hi everybody

this is stress

and I am just snowballing here

SOS

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so, a few days ago in class, somebody asked marcus: "marcus, are your nipples always so hard?"

and marcus replied, "YES."

marcus is renowned for his particularly hard nipples.

sometimes I wonder if I have a particularly ugly vagina. this seems likely.

( also, I got a new haircut! )

so, there is this man

and sometimes I see him from my window, up in the sky
riding his flying bicycle
with a blue parachute blooming above him.

yesterday he was coming in for a landing at 7:25
I saw him coming down tylersville
I saw him going up wetherington drive
I wanted to stop and wave
but I didn't think he would see me,
way up in the sky.

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