CMCAdvanced2: Hey hey hey ( Read more... )

Mike, my mother's friend, made Keith undress, change his clothes, and wash his old ones ( Read more... )

I just thought of something that makes me want to actively never think of anything ever again ( Read more... )

I am the ILLEST LYRICIST cause my thoughts are TWISTED, spit the wicked rhymes from a time thats never EXISTED, my futuristic linguistics turn fools into STATISTICS, I'm a lyrical MISFIT, with SADISTIC CHARACTERISTICS, I perform murderous ACTS in my raps with a single BREATH, Any one who dares contest is gettin stabbed through the CHEST, makin A ( Read more... )

Today is the day wherein nothing right will happen to me ( Read more... )

Holy zen, I haven't updated in a while.
Oh well.

Well then everyone, I know you missed me.
My mother bought me a 3 pound bag of popcorn. Yes, a three pund bag of delicious popping corn all to myself.

So obviously I'm going to either get sick of popcorn in three days, or be eating it for 3 weeks.
Eating popcorn, devouring the internet.
I rock this world. Right in the butt.

Oh my god, this is incredible
The Anti3d.com server in Kaillera has no one in it.
It's the best server, and no one is using it.
Jesus, I think it's getting really cold here...

I just got my license to drive today ( Read more... )

I've always wondered for the last 5 minutes or so, give or take, why people like to laugh at others misfortunes ( Read more... )