Half past dead, and what have I to show.

[cmwarren]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three

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[brokenxarmor]

once again, awesome.

Did I mention liberator of the dwarf enslavement camps in the south of wales?

[cmwarren]

I figured a few people might get a kick out of it, namely you matt and maybe brad.

[cryingreminders]

see, you live in my movie sappy world too! you just don't want to admit it. I hope your bday was all it should have been and more.. and it better have involved major drinking! with sopapillas!!!!

" Children trust me "
~and so do i

[procrastinator]

happy birthday chris, i hope you had a great day.

mos def.

[jawbroken]

that was awesome. happy birthday, chris, ill see you in april.