rachel warped THE FUCK out of my toothbrush. she MELTED it. she obviously hates me.
that girl was a mixed breed.

i'm not going to comment on the fact that tomorrow is 420.
unless i sneakily just did.

"Consciousness leads, in the narrator's formulation, to 'intensively developed individuality' and involves separation, loneliness, isolation. Such withdrawal, however, while desperately defending the validity of the individual, paradoxically recognizes his dependence on humanity at large." -Ralph E. Matlaw ( Read more... )

( not so shazkahbam!ish )

why
the hell
do at least 3 people
come into the library
at 3 fucking 45
when they know
that we close
at 4.

WHY.

( dream )

hey. a lot has happened as of late. went to gatlinburg and i now know my fate (which includes being financially successful, avoiding tragedy and disease, and marriage at age 25. so says a palm reader.) last night i learned i was getting (and now have) the best birthday present EVER! a cd case full of cds, with a lot of incredimusic that I haven ( Read more... )

( hahaha )

well, damn. steven hawking has finally decided that black holes do not destroy all matter they consume, nor do they lead to other universes. instead, they hold the consumed matter until they disintegrate themselves and then spit the consumed matter back out into the universe from which it came in a mangled form. so much for science fiction ( Read more... )

this is for my crazy almost-prostitute sister. don't be so meretricious and these things won't happen. :)
( gemini )

sitting here, tired of reading...
( yes... )