Pussy power gets to the best of us, and it can blind us to some important facts. namely, your girlfriend is a fickle, indecisive, immature ass hat. another thing it can blind you to: that little voice in the back of your mind that always gets strangled by your cock, you kno the one, it says this girl may not be the best choice for you. of course, ( Read more... )

WOOT, my birthday was yesterday!!! GO ME being 20!!! Two decades on this crapball of a world and still going strong!

Sigh, so life goes on much as it has in the past age, fucking me over a barrel ruthlessly, but you kno what? i dont give a fuck, school's almost back, theres a car in the workings, and im going through Changes. lol, To everyone that sees this, all your base are belong to Hassaun, but thats ok, cuz he loves you! News at Eleven!

I have a dream...of FREEDOM ( Read more... )

MWAHAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE EMBRACED THE DARK SIDE. KATIE!!! ALL YOUR COOKIES ARE BELONG TO ME!!! Bored, but wait! i think i hear an innocent bystander coming this way....time for funtime!

"His name is Bob. Bob has bitch tits"

name THAT movie! Fuckin' A!
I kno, and easy one, but what the hell?

so my aunt asked me to move in with her at the end of the summer. That's insane right? but I WANT FREEDOM!! please hear my cry, invisible man in the sky. SAVE ME JEEBUS ( Read more... )

Bored. So Fricken BORED. Someone, please set that doggy in the window on fire, yes the one with the waggly tail. I need a giggle.

So, i hear tell that my Uncle is supposed to be buying me and my other cousin an appartment together. Of course, since my entire family are side-talking, indian-giving(i apologize to my indian ancestors who happen to have the internet on the Great Plain of the White Spirit), lying, hope crusing, life consuming assholes, im reserving judgement. On a ( Read more... )

*looks around furtively*

can i tell you a secret?

come closer

I think

I think I love the Universe again

*blushes and grins*

and I think It loves me back!

hehe, umm, this is definitely one of my upswings. LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, heres the deal. I just don't see a point anymore. To pretty much anything anymore. I suppose that's a familiar phrase to those of you who've known me long enough for it to matter, but i don't think im being dramatic, simply because i dont give that big of a shit. I just don't care if i live or die, its all pissing into the wind to me, and im ( Read more... )