HELP ME.

[cobaltdream]

My grandparents wont stop talking about the ducks who chill in their backyard. They wont stop talking about a penguin documentary-movie that's coming out that they're dying to see. They're kind of boring. I'm not sure when exactly they grew old, but it must've been within the last year or two. Suddenly they're very cautious and slow, and they tend

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[perfect_wonder]

dude, remember when we went to see my grandparents? i kind of understand what you mean. i have never seen my grandpa look that bad, fortunately my grandma is doing alright. well, for now

[cobaltdream]

Oh. My. God. Ok, your creepy grandparent story totally wins. However... my grandparents do pick up random dead things if they think they're pretty and/or shiney. One time last summer, I got up in the morning and walked out to the living room only to find a dead hummingbird on the table. My grandpa had found it on his morning walk and wanted to "share" how pretty it was. It was very shimmery and colorful, I have to admit, but still. And both grandparents bring in dead butterflies, cicadas, dragonflies, praying mantises, etc. Woot for crazy ass old people.
Oh, and I totally have my pink helmut with its matching prada handbag packed and ready to accompany me to camp. :D Love ya tons honey bear