Yeah fucking livejournal just ate my massive entry. I'm too tired to be angry ( Read more... )

If there was a picture in the dictionary for the word "Hunky-Dory" (it is an actual word as of NOW) it would be a picture of Anita and I walking down the street drunk, holding hands and pointing and laughing at gross overweight Hawthorn mingers stuffed into little skirts that are bursting at the seams and ready to explode all over ROOM nightclub ( Read more... )

Oooh oooh jsut so I dont forget, here are some pics of Fred Durst, that fat singer of the most amazingly BAD band in music history, having sex with a groupie.

http://fred.pimped.org/

"and as we rolled that dead transvestite hooker over the side of the bridge, I realised then that I had finally become a man ( Read more... )

Fuck. Okay time to stop and take a step back. this is the first night I will get to sleep in my own bed in fucking ages! I've found I've only been stopping home to collect items from my wardrobe, pinch food, and hug the dogs. Man those dogs are awesome. Joe learnt this awesome trick, where he rolls over and waves his stumpy legs in the air, but he' ( Read more... )

I am pumping my record of Van Halen's 1984 from my living room stereo for one very good reason - I GOT A NEW JOB ( Read more... )

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 ( Read more... )

I need a backing band, I've decided. A non-commital backing band, a bass player, a drummer, maybe even someone with an organ, who knows. Goddamn, I've been writing too much good stuff and letting it go to waste, by not focusing it into some sort of rock'n'roll laser of some kind. Elvis Costello, Paul Westerberg and Matthew Sweet are willing me ( Read more... )

Can someone clear this up for me, do you guys also reckon Missy Higgins tears up carpet with wild abandon? Well, she's certainly lucky if she does, because she seems to have well and truly penetrated the heart of every lesbian in the land. I have seen her filmclip that many times now on MTV VH1 Music Max and Video Hits, that I can't distinguish my ( Read more... )

Last nite Nita and I went to dinner at CAPTAIN AMERICA'S BURGER HEAVEN, the fucking most awesome 50s burger joint on EARTH. It is near the Ferntree Gully train station, it is a Gully institution, we have decided to return on a regular basis. They have a vegan burger on thier menu, $8 COCKTAILS, all manner of crazy crap on thier walls and a fucking ( Read more... )