Have you ever been thrown completely into the deep end? Well I reckon I wrote the book about it, the book is on sale now, its called "I Got Thrown Totally Fucking Into The Deep End, No Shit I Fucking Well Did" by David Rowland ( Read more... )

How was your weekend? Mine was fucking Marvelous. With a capital M. I bet yours was shittier than mine ( Read more... )

Chris Pearce MP for Aston is a cunt. The guy sends pro-life leaflets to the people of Knox in the mail. Karma predicts that he will contract a disease that requires stem cell research in order to save him. Also, his gay son won't go to the funeral ( Read more... )

4 Nice Things ( Read more... )

Yeah I don't really care for people running thier mouths off about me but hey, if it makes you feel good, do it. I just wish these people would actualy talk to me about it instead, but ah well whatever is easiest I guess ( Read more... )

13# Funniest Moment of my Life ( Read more... )

So whats shaking baby? I'm feelin better, much better than I did last week that's for sure, oh yeah! Tell you what I've been having a hard time lately, thanks to a certain sweaty fat idiot, and his new lackey; that crazy transexual of dubious ethic origins and indecipherable accent ( Read more... )

Hmmmm whats been up with me at the moment... OH! I got a new phone! yeah it's one of those clam shell ones with the camera in it, I spent ages looking for a tone to download for it, and I spent all my complimentary credit up sending naked pictures of myself to Anita. Anita meanwhile is far too busy enjoying her holiday in Merimbula to let it bother ( Read more... )

Some people don't believe in the Easter Bunny. Other people don't believe in god. I choose not to believe in Al Quida. I dont buy it; that this all-powerful, mystical, unseen force could collectively sleep through the funeral of the pope. My god,there is a tiny little Ray Bradbury inside my head, screaming himself to death from the sheer symbolism ( Read more... )

On Turdsday night I took my little sister to see Strung Out as she is a bit of a fan. That place was full of fucking drunk bogan dickheads, see when I'm that drunk, it's charming, (or 'sassy' haha as keiran once said) I make witty observations, I am like a modern times Oscar Wilde hahaha. When sideways cap lagwagon shirt football jock is that ( Read more... )