this is for you, spiritusspatium. i sort of miss you alot ( Read more... )

you broke my fucking heart, zidane. and probably materazzi's sternum. im so fucking sad.

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justin

i have the dirtiest keyboard ever ( Read more... )

i quit smoking. again. its weird. this time its was absolutely no problem quiting. then again its only been a couple of weeks. the other times i tried quiting i murdered several small children. i think now i found an inner calm that puts me at balance with the universe, or some shit like that. what prompted my quiting smoking you may be ( Read more... )

chicken and dumplin's taste good to my mouth ( Read more... )

plans for today

1) eat some foods.

2) play some burnout 3s

3) paint a littles.

4) fall into the cavernous depths of melancholy at work.

a morning of charlie parker and toast.

xoxo
justin cockmonger

i had a dream last night. most people that know me know that i dont have dreams. let me rephrase that. they tell me i just dont remeber them. whatever its my fucking head. so i had a dream that i did a cartwheel. and i think i was drunk in the dream. but i did a cartwheel and not even an awesome cartwheel. like a fat guy doing a cartwheel. so ( Read more... )

my mom woke me up early today because my computer wasnt working and that meant that her computer wasnt working. so im awoken by my mom with a phone in her hand saying 'justin. can you talk to them. i dont know what they are talking about.' "wha?' i say as i rub the sleep out of my eyes. so i figure out what is going on and grab the phone and ( Read more... )

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