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Series: FAKE
Age: Late 20s
Job: Physical Relations Counselor
Canon: Working as a detective for the Criminal Investigations department in New York's 27th Precinct, Dee Laytner is what many people would call a "lazy bastard". He doesn't do his paperwork and tends to push it off on whoever is around (which is usually his partner, Randy "Ryo" MacLean), he's constantly getting yelled at by his boss, and he barely, if ever, treats his superiors with the respect he should probably give them. But despite all this Dee is passionate about what he does, and won't stop until he's caught the bad guy and made New York's streets just a little safer. He made a promise to his late father figure, after all.
He's passionate about other things, too . . . like getting into his partner's pants. Shortly after he and Ryo were assigned to work together Dee fell hard for the other man and spends the rest of the manga trying to show this to him in whatever way he can - whether it's through deep, meaningful conversations or just shoving the poor guy against the wall and sticking his tongue down his throat. This would probably work a little better if Ryo wasn't a little dumb when it came to hormones, but he's getting better! And Dee isn't about to let a little emotional retardedness get in his way. Or little brats who kick him in the face when he's trying to be a Responsible Role Model. Dee is a confident, cocky smooth-talker who is blunt and direct to the point. He can go from being serious and calm to a loud, immature brat at the drop of a hat, but despite that Dee cares deeply for those around him, and will do pretty much anything for them, especially Ryo.
Sample Post:
Is everyone paying attention? I'm only going through this once, so stop trying to bite your partner and turn your eyes up here. Seriously, if you're into that shit, get a room, would ya? No one wants to see that.
You're all here for relationship advice, so let me start off by saying you came to the right guy for it. I've got plenty of experience with this, and I'll give you the cold, hard, honest truth on all of it. If you're here for that lovey-dovey "Oh, give them flowers and write them cutesy poems~" shit? Get up and leave, 'cuz that ain't how it goes in the real world. I can tell you that falling in love at first sight is totally possible, but you gotta work for it after that. Anyone can tell you what to say, but there's more than just pretty words involved.
And that's what I'm here to teach you - the physical part of getting that certain someone. Yeah, yeah, giggle all you want, but are you really planning on going through all that without touchin' them? I didn't think so. Physical contact is a key factor in getting your feelings across. A touch can say just as much as anything else, and when you know how to do it right, you shouldn't have any problems with the rest.
So let's start off with something straight-forward and work from there. Now, you're probably wondering "Dee, why is there a piece of wall here?" The answer to that is stop asking stupid questions, because it's obviously part of the damn presentation. Let's say this person you're after is kinda . . . dense. You did the traditional thing and sent them flowers - no go. You tried to tell 'em directly and they just didn't get it. What's there left to do? You ain't ready to give up on them yet, right?
You need to be even more direct, that's what. And that, brats, is where this wall comes in. Or any flat vertical surface, really, so remember that when you go off to put my awesome advice to use. But for now, let's focus on the wall, shall we? The trick here is that you're gonna need enough force to knock the denseness out of 'em, but not enough that you're gonna knock 'em out, because that'd be bad and you really don't want to get arrested for assault. Generally, I suggest grabbing whoever it is by the upper arms; it'll give ya a little more control than if you go for the shoulders, especially if you need to turn to find a flat surface. But, I'll leave that part up to you to decide, since doing this is going to be spur of the moment anyway.
So you grab 'em, you shove 'em against the wall and manage not to knock 'em out - now what? You kiss the hell out of them. Remember when I said there's more than just pretty words involved? Actions speak louder than words, and if doing that doesn't get through that brick they call a head, then I don't know what to tell you. But remember, timing is key too, so don't go doing this out of nowhere until you know they feel the same about you too.
After that? Have fun, because you can use this after the initial "get it through their thick skull" part too. And trust me, it's just as fun as the first time you do it. Especially when they start doin' it back to you.
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Series: FAKE
Age: Late 20s
Job: Physical Relations Counselor
Canon: Working as a detective for the Criminal Investigations department in New York's 27th Precinct, Dee Laytner is what many people would call a "lazy bastard". He doesn't do his paperwork and tends to push it off on whoever is around (which is usually his partner, Randy "Ryo" MacLean), he's constantly getting yelled at by his boss, and he barely, if ever, treats his superiors with the respect he should probably give them. But despite all this Dee is passionate about what he does, and won't stop until he's caught the bad guy and made New York's streets just a little safer. He made a promise to his late father figure, after all.
He's passionate about other things, too . . . like getting into his partner's pants. Shortly after he and Ryo were assigned to work together Dee fell hard for the other man and spends the rest of the manga trying to show this to him in whatever way he can - whether it's through deep, meaningful conversations or just shoving the poor guy against the wall and sticking his tongue down his throat. This would probably work a little better if Ryo wasn't a little dumb when it came to hormones, but he's getting better! And Dee isn't about to let a little emotional retardedness get in his way. Or little brats who kick him in the face when he's trying to be a Responsible Role Model. Dee is a confident, cocky smooth-talker who is blunt and direct to the point. He can go from being serious and calm to a loud, immature brat at the drop of a hat, but despite that Dee cares deeply for those around him, and will do pretty much anything for them, especially Ryo.
Sample Post:
Is everyone paying attention? I'm only going through this once, so stop trying to bite your partner and turn your eyes up here. Seriously, if you're into that shit, get a room, would ya? No one wants to see that.
You're all here for relationship advice, so let me start off by saying you came to the right guy for it. I've got plenty of experience with this, and I'll give you the cold, hard, honest truth on all of it. If you're here for that lovey-dovey "Oh, give them flowers and write them cutesy poems~" shit? Get up and leave, 'cuz that ain't how it goes in the real world. I can tell you that falling in love at first sight is totally possible, but you gotta work for it after that. Anyone can tell you what to say, but there's more than just pretty words involved.
And that's what I'm here to teach you - the physical part of getting that certain someone. Yeah, yeah, giggle all you want, but are you really planning on going through all that without touchin' them? I didn't think so. Physical contact is a key factor in getting your feelings across. A touch can say just as much as anything else, and when you know how to do it right, you shouldn't have any problems with the rest.
So let's start off with something straight-forward and work from there. Now, you're probably wondering "Dee, why is there a piece of wall here?" The answer to that is stop asking stupid questions, because it's obviously part of the damn presentation. Let's say this person you're after is kinda . . . dense. You did the traditional thing and sent them flowers - no go. You tried to tell 'em directly and they just didn't get it. What's there left to do? You ain't ready to give up on them yet, right?
You need to be even more direct, that's what. And that, brats, is where this wall comes in. Or any flat vertical surface, really, so remember that when you go off to put my awesome advice to use. But for now, let's focus on the wall, shall we? The trick here is that you're gonna need enough force to knock the denseness out of 'em, but not enough that you're gonna knock 'em out, because that'd be bad and you really don't want to get arrested for assault. Generally, I suggest grabbing whoever it is by the upper arms; it'll give ya a little more control than if you go for the shoulders, especially if you need to turn to find a flat surface. But, I'll leave that part up to you to decide, since doing this is going to be spur of the moment anyway.
So you grab 'em, you shove 'em against the wall and manage not to knock 'em out - now what? You kiss the hell out of them. Remember when I said there's more than just pretty words involved? Actions speak louder than words, and if doing that doesn't get through that brick they call a head, then I don't know what to tell you. But remember, timing is key too, so don't go doing this out of nowhere until you know they feel the same about you too.
After that? Have fun, because you can use this after the initial "get it through their thick skull" part too. And trust me, it's just as fun as the first time you do it. Especially when they start doin' it back to you.
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