i need something funny/witty to put on a graduation party invitation....crap

most uneventful spring break ever!

i'm making an effort  tryna (translation: trying to) insert the word tryna into my vocabulary...it's going to drive my boyfriend crazy- which is my #1 goal in life. not really. but, yeah.

OK SO I JUST SPENT LIKE FOREVVERRRRR on a photo survey that was going to be so cool and none of the darn pictures worked! LAME!

HORNBEAM TREE (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never ( Read more... )

Life is f*ing crazy busy. BUT I LOVE IT!

i just had to do someone's credit report at work and the whole time i had "I'm thiiiinking of a number" going on in my head.

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just got back from a fabulous weekend in Marble Falls with the parents and chipper. my whole body is sore from being tossed aroundon the tube...

i need to pay rent and go to school and all that stuff!

im bargaining. i already calculated my grade: 74 if i dont turn this assignment in at all. 80 if i make a 50 on it-which at the moment isnt looking likely../.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! i shoul dhave an A in this class considering my test grades are phenomenal. however my prof is picky and inconsiderate/not understanding. dont get me wrong great ( Read more... )

what the fuck?! IT WAS 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE LAST MONDAY. and the one time i get to go home ITS MOTHER FUCKING SNOWING. IT IS MARCH GOD DAMNIT!

ugh! i am so annoyed!

and my boss is a ron paul supporter. bleh! thats a stupid hippie trend! good economic policy, sure! but whatev!

5 hours left to finish my paper. 6 pages. 3 down. the length is the problem and its not so much getting to six pages, its STOPPING at six pages. eesh! i hate book reports ( Read more... )