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I dreamed it was Christmas, and I found a bump under the skin on my calf. And I traced it down. And there was an entire manual rotary egg beater stuck under the skin of my calf. After I was rudely awakened by my alarm, I was so sure of the memory that I had to check.
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Yesterday I smuggled 1L of Zywiec into a movie, but neglected to bring along a bottle opener, and couldn't bring myself to use a violent method to open it in the dark and relative quiet of the cinema ( Read more... )

This one is a bit late ( Read more... )

I'm not sure how I feel about The Life Aquatic. I'm starting to feel like Wes Anderson is just recycling characters. The plot felt weak, like a bunch of highlights strung together for not particular reason. He uses some good music, but when Sigur Ros started playing towards the end I just about shut the movie off. I felt like I, the viewer, was ( Read more... )

US forms quake relief coalition
Bush announces tsunami aid coalitionWay to use an enormous international disaster to promote the good name of US-lead 'coalitions'. Questions: Will Tonga be participating this time? Does it really take a coalition to provide disaster relief ( Read more... )

This whole house is coming down ( Read more... )

Jesus fuck, I broke my casino edge tonight. And by that I mean I gave up my casino cherry. d.t. & lil' g done it ( Read more... )

Stinky and Fart are alive and well after a 5-hour journey each in a plastic bag ( Read more... )

SuprNova, r.i.p.
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Does anybody in Ottawa feel like boarding two goldfish for the next few weeks? I'm leaving town and there's nobody left here to feed them.

Stinky and Fart are going to be moving to toilet on a permanent basis if they don't find a temporary home by Tuesday.