39th Riposte

[cocksmanship]

While you're all busy trying to win a Tony Award, there's a place called the Blue Light where you may drown your sorrows after you've realized your amusingly moronic ways.

It opens tomorrow night!

Police Filter//Unhackable

1. Go to the disturbance or scene of the crime only when called

Comments

filtered likewise :: WTFing at length here

[sideralis]

"Magic"... unit...?

filtered likewise :: WTFing at you too

[cocksmanship]

Paranormal sounds so much more elegant.

filtered likewise :: it's like bonding, except everyone's gaping

[sideralis]

We supervise those who are dead outside the City.

filtered likewise

[sideralis]

All... "magic"... is incidental.

Police Filter;

[not_an_amateur]

The current arrangement is not suitable?

Police Filter;

[cocksmanship]

The current arrangement will stay. This is an arrangement within the arrangement.

Police Filter;

[not_an_amateur]

I'll join the Patrol Officers.

Police Filter;

[cocksmanship]

I knew you would.

police filter//wtf-ing also ^^

[browning_baby]

Why split us up?

police filter//PC says wtf why

[cocksmanship]

To avoid overload. Roles will change for specific circumstances, such as when one of our officers becomes incapacitated, Anita.

police filter

[browning_baby]

You better not be tossing that little jibe my way, sir.

Fine. I'll take patrol as of next week.

police filter

[cocksmanship]

We have to face the facts, Anita, and there are no better examples than the real ones that happen to us.

Patrol it is!

Police Filter;

[warped_inside]

Every man has his own special dream
and that dream's just about to come true
life's not as bad as it may seem
if you open your eyes to
what's in front of you

...Count me for investigation, Charming.

Police Filter;

[cocksmanship]

Oh my.

Will do.

Police Filter;

[warped_inside]

It's a curse, Charming. Don't read anything into it.

Police Filter;

[cocksmanship]

I would never, Toshiko.

Filtered

[morethanasuit]

Someone missed how the "How to properly introduce new changes" day in "How to Not Completely Fuck up Something You've Just Been Given Leadership of 101."

Patrol Officer, please.

[ooc: Strike not hackable.]

Filtered

[cocksmanship]

Penned!