39th Riposte

[cocksmanship]

While you're all busy trying to win a Tony Award, there's a place called the Blue Light where you may drown your sorrows after you've realized your amusingly moronic ways.

It opens tomorrow night!

Police Filter//Unhackable

1. Go to the disturbance or scene of the crime only when called

Comments

police filter || unhackable

[knightbalanced]

Do you have a problem with me continuing my current business when I return from leave?

police filter || unhackable

[cocksmanship]

Not at all, though my records indicate you're a bit of a SWAT force, purely by skill.

police filter || unhackable

[knightbalanced]

If you need me to intervene in any given situation, just let me know.

police filter || unhackable

[cocksmanship]

I will, Skywalker.

[playstheblues]

Thanks for the advertisement, Charming.

[cocksmanship]

You're welcome, Blue. Start a tab for me.

[playstheblues]

You got it.

police filter; 1/2

[guardianed]

[this is Hawkeye getting a headache]

police filter;

[guardianed]

The roster is already complicated enough as it stands-

May I inquire as to the reason for the sub-organization?

police filter;

[cocksmanship]

Some officers are better suited for the task at hand than others. Some are very good at ending disturbances, others better at following a trail. I won't have anyone doing both at all times. That would be ridiculously taxing, Lieutenant.

police filter;

[guardianed]

Forgive me if this seems out of line, but it's for precisely that reason that I had the force divided into units.

I'm aware of the taxing nature of trying to do many things at once, and I'm not going to argue that point, but I very much doubt that many of our officers would volunteer for much more than they can handle.

Same Filter

[caf_pow_girl]

So...Forensics would go under Investigator, right?

Same Filter

[cocksmanship]

Or you can stay in the lab all day if you wish. Otherwise certainly you're CSI.

Same Filter

[caf_pow_girl]

People bringing me stuff would be cool. It'd be like getting presents.

Same Filter

[cocksmanship]

Christmas comes early in the City, always.

police filter//george also says wtf do not want// 1/2

[not_alaska]

I believe you can place everyone under my jurisdiction under your "Investigation" heading, and some of them also patrol during times when we are not on a major case. My position as Head of Intelligence should be self-explanatory.

And what is the point

I hate elected officials.

private//because george doesn't cut down authority figures in front of their subordinates

[not_alaska]

I hope you're aware that by definition the Warden only has authority over the organization and maintenance of the jail. The rationale behind limiting the activities of officers escapes me. If the police force wishes to continue holding any standing amongst the population it cannot afford to sit back until called upon.

If you are attempting to reduce work for yourself, I can assure you that in the long term you will only be doing the reverse.

[ooc: aaand those strikes are invisible.]

private//PC says Y THX

[cocksmanship]

Yes but far be it for me to disguise the fact that without our prison you have no holding cell and without a holding cell you have no trial.

I don't expect them to sit back, I expect them not to bite off more than they can chew.

private//Glad to be of service :P

[not_alaska]

Would you really refuse to allow the police use of the facility, were it to come to that? Were that the case, the police would simply remove all support for the facility and the Warden position would be worthless.

We can handle more than you are giving us credit for.