46th Riposte

[cocksmanship]

Do you know what all those Gentleman Xs have in common?

They're not me. There's only one knight in shining armor, one lord of love, one rakishly rapturous royal, and that's Prince Charming. Rightly so, I have the name to prove it.

Don't let the others fool you for one second. Especially that last one. Honestly, honestly.

Comments

[elevatorwarrior]

Thank Gaea for small miracles.

[cocksmanship]

Two terms is twice the charm is good enough for me.

[elevatorwarrior]

Like I said, thank Gaea for small miracles.

[cocksmanship]

Are you running?

[browsofglory]

So you are the famed Prince Charming I've heard about!

[cocksmanship]

My reputation precedes me! As usual.

[browsofglory]

Well...it was more your name rather than your reputation, BUT! IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.

[cocksmanship]

But fame is everything my good boy.

[playstheblues]

....I think your mother dropped you on your head.

[cocksmanship]

My mother was an amazing woman. Don't be sore that you aren't on the list.

[playstheblues]

I don't need you to compare us!

[cocksmanship]

Well a castle is a castle and a farm is a farm.

[glastonknight]

All of those titles you can keep to yourself, sir, with the exception of knight.

My title has been earned, and is my own.

[cocksmanship]

You're a bookish sort aren't you.

[glastonknight]

Being well-read is by no means a detriment in battle.

[cocksmanship]

That depends on the field.

[betterthanthen]

...uh.

Lion?

[cocksmanship]

Which one?

[betterthanthen]

I only see one lion lion.

[cocksmanship]

... Do you want to take it home?