Stolen from my dear friend, zig_zag_dance

[cocktail_hour]

(credit given in subject line)

leave an anonymous comment with:

1 secret
1 critique
1 compliment
1 death threat
1 love note
lyrics to a song
how old you are
how long we've been "friends"
& a hint to who you are.Well, let's see if anyone responds to this

Comments

[bellarachella]

i need to get laid...like NOW.
your updates are so detached and i feel like you're half gone already.
i don't need to censor ANYTHING with you.
if we don't rendevous in the city soon, i'll kill you (just kidding).
"no one i know's more depressing than me..."
seventeen
a...year? plus ou moins
if you can't figure it out thus far, i'll give you one more: straight men wearing pink who love bunnies.

xo <-- another hint, asshole.

[bellarachella]

damnit, whatthefuck...i hit anonymous!

okay, mine was a bust...

xo

No matter where I "go," thoughts of you will remain

[cocktail_hour]

Hahah, oh I love you!

My friend Emily has pointed out (below) that it seems I've disabled anonymous comments, but gah! I have no idea how I managed that one.
Goddamn oversights, ugggghh.

Best clue evah: straight men wearing pink who love bunnies

And yes, I need some ass too.
Too bad about the whole "gay" thing; we could've helped one another out...

<3 Sami

p.s. How is Izzy anyway?
p.p.s I HATE my iguana, Sir Elliot Koons. A lot.

Re: No matter where I "go," thoughts of you will remain

[bellarachella]

hahaha i LOVE your iguana's name. tres excellent.

Izzy is now Bunny (how fucking appropriate...ha)
and Bunny is fab. so cute.

xo

[emoly]

it seems you've blocked anonymous comments.

[cocktail_hour]

fuck fuck fuck

How do I UNblock them?
any ideas?

[emoly]

if you go to Manage - Info and scroll down it has a thing where it asks you who can reply to your posts.

[zig_zag_dance]

and edit the entry so it's public instead of friends only.

[anonymous]

1) i have an addiction to hats
2) i can't say anything bad about anybody unless they've done something bad to me, so, yeah
3) you're good at dealing with kids who are in crazy mindsets
4) i'd never kill you, so, yeah
5) im bad at these
6) "come on, everybody, it's the hamster dance"
7) 17
8) half a year or so
9) "let's light things on fire...in a dress!"

[cocktail_hour]

Ok, number nine makes me say Jamie, but I've never seen him in a hat.
Gimme another clue.

Like...OH!
Where did we meet??
...?

[anonymous]

probably at mark's house. and you know somebody who i went to camp with.

i know who you are...

[anonymous]

and i'll light austin on fire if you don't kiss me right now!

and i know where you live...

and i will take a dump on your stratacaster if you don't reply to this!

[mollyladida]

1)secrets are no fun.
2)you are addicted to an un-addictive drug.
3)you have the most wonderful wit.
4)death threat? here goes...::grabs bat from g-dutch's car and bangs sam over head. Shortly thereafter, makes this into television show.::
5)Roses are red/violets are blue/i like to get high/when i am with you
6)la la la
7)sixteen
8)two years-ish?
9)what are you going to do at good time island!?

[cocktail_hour]

Molliene is the non-addictive drug I just can't get enough of!

Damn woman, when will I get to see your notes on my epicness?!?!

love always
the sam

generally,

[mollyladida]

people who put a "the" in front of their names have a problem with egotism and typically need to be dumped in venetian canals several times before they "get the point"

Re: generally,

[cocktail_hour]

Yes, Venice is lovely.
I'll never forget our boat arriving at dawn on the grand canal. Gorgeous.

-The sam.

[anonymous]

- i've been known to eat peanut butter straight from the jar.
- you need to get your license.
- you're you.
- you better hope those cigarettes kill you before i do, buddy.
- dear sam,
you're my favorite person in the world.
your hag forever,
_____
- "MY WORLD IS EMPTY WITHOUT YOU, BABE!"
- i am seventeen years old.
- we met last winter.
- i talk to myself in a french accent and we both have a coffee-crush on the cute twin.

[cocktail_hour]

Emoly??
If this is you and you're calling yourself a hag, I swear I'll beat you.

If not...uh...I suck at this game.

Gimme another clue (where we met)

[emoly]

yes, duh.
<3

[cocktail_hour]

I ROCK!