I wish I was a mermaid.

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I just saw the resident mouse in my house chilling in my kitchen ( Read more... )

...happy new years.

my r e s o l u t i o n was to not make promises that i couldn't keep.

hold me to it, y'all.

bahhhhhhhhhhh.

two days until i come home.
or at least start the drive home.
ugh.

it has never felt less like christmas for me.
seriously.
i feel more christmas-y in july, for chrissakes.

take my life...PLEASE?!?!

So I'm in Wyoming now. Jackson, to be precise.

It's all right, I guess.

If you like being ripped away from the two people that you love more than anything for a time that is supposed to be happy! and festive! for everybody ( Read more... )

god i wish christmas would just fucking be overrrrrr

this orange grossness is way better with a doubleshot of vodka.

way.