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[codedependent]

Friday night, I went to get into my car to run some errands. My car door handle came out in my hand.

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this mental image is more exciting

[worstideaever]

Your hand came off while clenching the door handle!? That's horrible!

You know what it is???

[anonymous]

   You know what it is don't you? It's the insurance companies!

-- Shlig Shlargendy

[swingsetacid]

you know, though, if you can rig it so you can still use the handle but take it off at will, you can always pretend to get really angry and then run to your car and pretend to rip the handle off in a fit of rage.

that'd be absolutely, probably funny maybe once.

[whyshecried]

i had hoped this entry would be followed by a photo of you holding the door handle with a perplexed look on your face.

I'll just have to imagine it.

[bioenemy]

Pigeons did it.