Smug bastard

[codmate]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4438428.stm

When I am in the midst of my globe-trotting solo career I'll be sure to attend the Smokehand re-union (as long as it doesn't conflict with my weekly pedicure).

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[rarg]

After watching the video of The Barfly gig I realise that you and I need to syncronise our onstage moves. Like this:

Weave left, weave right, weave left, turn and... SHIMMY!!!

Vis a vis Bwobbie's feeble excuse for not attending the reunion. Shouldn't it read like this?:

"Robbie Williams has retired to his Xanadu-like oubliette in Los Angeles where he will take loads more tranquilisers and convince himself that he has 'cracked' America. The USA market, meanwhile, sussed that he was a talentless clown who cannot sing and his success in Britain is based on the fact he yobs around onstage long ago and refuses to validate his existence. Robbbbie will now start to miss the UK and will return in six months claiming he "misses buying Marmite in the local Asda", though in reality he has discovered that his alleged homosexual dalliances lead to blackmail. Clapham Common is a lot easier to pull rent boys than the corner of Hollywood and Vine."

[issi_noho]

You're leaving the band? Someone should set up a helpline.