My daughter was born today ( Read more... )

In other news, I'm going to be a daddy.

I am doing the dance to "My Wife is Pregnant" right now. Dance with me, people!

( I'm in some considerable pain right now... )

Yesterday I was on honeymoon.

Today I'm not on honeymoon.

Fuh-reaky.

Today, I am unmarried.

Tomorrow, I will be married.

Cosmic.

( First of all, thanks to those of you who commented on my smell. )

Does anybody else feel that Christmas is an act of collective madness? Months of planning. I shit you not - adverts for perfume start on the 1st of September. I remember the date clearly from my bellowing at the TV. Christmas items go on sale in Tescos not long after. I know this because meiliung and I spotted some this year and I wrote them a note on one ( Read more... )

A noo yr meme sent by Katchuri

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Good lord, I haven't posted on here since June ( Read more... )

So, rarg, your LiveJournal reveals...


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