Wow - it's a biggy!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4756514.stm

Procured from neefalaOK boys and girls - this ain't gonna be easy, so a fun-sized Mars bar to whoever gets the most ( Read more... )

Catholics urge South Park boycott ( Read more... )

http://www.songtapper.com

( meme )

( Silly test thing )

There's a reconnaissance whale making it's way up the Thames!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm

I fully expect to see a giant squid scaling Big Ben by teatime.

THIS IS IT!

THE END IS NIGH!

I for one welcome our new masters...

BBC News Online have gone 'wacky animal story' crazy!

Snake 'befriends' snack hamster
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4627950.stm

Apparently the best thing to do if attacked by a shark is to "get out of the water as soon as possible." Leave a comment  5 

I know I've been slack on the LJ front recently.

I'll be back in full force with a slew of my usual brand of wit and filth within the next few weeks.

Until then enjoy this rather tragic news story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4619764.stm

...and this blonde joke: Leave a comment  1 

I guess the bed was nice and snug...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4582074.stm

Sweet dreams everybody ;)