so there's this child, standing on the corner of the intersection. there is a korean standing on the corner adjacent to the child's left, and a bum adjacent to his right. the child then picks his hula hoops up off the ground and proceeds to hula. the korean calls his father to tell him he's an asshole. the bum just stands there. a couple walks ( Read more... )

Two 6packs of New Belgium Frambozen: $6.99 each
Two 6packs of Sierra Nevada Summerfest: $3.99 each
One 6pack of Pyramid Hefe Weizen: $6.49
Your mom getting you into Liquor Mart and buying all of it: Priceless

WTF. SERIOUSLY. I HAVE MY REASONS FOR ASKING WTF. AND WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS? MORE WTF.

Let's go surfin' now ( Read more... )

sundays are strange. i always wake up and feel the need to be productive. last week i put all my cd's on itunes and alphabetized my cd cases, today i assemble my desk that has been sitting in its box for 2 months. i had a DQ blizzard for dinner last night. i need to get a chair for my desk. i need more schoolwork, my lack of it is kind of ( Read more... )

it's been quite a while since i last updated, and much has changed in the world. thats all for now

so, apparently everyone is watchin Reba. and i walk in my room and one tree hill is on. and apparently there was a marriage, thats pretty fucked up. i ate a salvaggio's breakfast sandwich for dinner tonight, it was good. they're playing the spill canvas in the background. good choice. brooke is hot, i should start watching this show. she was ( Read more... )

You know what's good? Arnold Palmers, half lemonade half iced tea. so refreshing. my room is a mess, but it's cool i brought Bloodsport out from home. im gonna watch it tonight maybe? i reaaalllly dont like when dumb drunk bitches are loud and keep me awake until 4am on a monday. i get vewy angry. it's a beautiful day, i would be outside but ( Read more... )

well im back. when created, me and evan had the novel idea of writing meaningless words that no one on earth should care about - maybe be amused by - but no caring. this has been on hiatus for over a year, and im sick of that bullshit. i mean seriously, who throws a shoe? there will be more of this to come, which is exactly what she said.