i have made a new lj account.
i've added most everyone.

_die

so i think im a bit cooler now that i am gonna hang out with sarah and jack osbourne later tonight.
i lied, im not that cool. i just like rubbing it in yr faces when you actually dont care.
just so i can feel a bit cooler, you know?

glamour is death: i have nothing to wearrrrr.
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IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS 'HAPPY THANKSGIVING' TO ME, I WILL KILL YOU.
IT IS VERY ANNOYING, OKAY?
ITS A SHITTY, USELESS HOLIDAY THAT EVERYONE IS MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF.

just stop.

eff your life: doin anything for thanksgiving
glamour is death: other than sitting at a table with my crazy itatlian family starring at my food while everyone argues about the stupidest shit, no.

eff your life: dan you showed me up
glamour is death: did that even make sense?
eff your life: who cares we are cool
glamour is death: i knew already.
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the sound of the wind from inside my house is pretty creepy.
i think the wind blew my mother away or something. she should have been home by now.
come home now mom! i have to go hang out with my grandmother!
i really like it when i put a blanket over my cat when he's sleeping.
when i sleep, he crawls under my sheets with me.
<3

so i thought this would be the cool thing to say right now:

SHUT UP DONT WANNA HEAR YR VOICE
SHUT UP IM SICK OF ALL THE NOISE.
THERES NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO ME

and i'll leave you with this:

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bethy =
"jennyface.
your boyfriend is on tv.
and mom was like "hey, where is jenny. her fat boyfriend is on tv"
and i went into your room and you wern't there.
so, i drew you a picture and i put it on your bed. so you better treasure that shit for forever, bitch.
JENNY + JACKY OSBOURNE = LOVE FOR ALL OF LIFE !"

my sister is fucking better than

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I WANT TO GIVE FABRIZIO MORETTI THE BIGGEST HUG AND SOME HELLO KITTY PENCILS, DAMNIT.
I WANNA PLAY WITH HIS HAIR, TOO.
AND I WANT MY BROTHER TO NOT SING THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES IN THE SHOWER.
HE'S SUPOSSED TO BE AN EATING FLESH, LISTENING TO CHILDREN OF BODOM TYPE OF GUY.
NOT THE MIGHTY FUCKING MIGHTY BOSSTONES.

DIEEEEEEEEEEE.