I was half awake this morning, lying in bed floating in and out of a dream ( Read more... )

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Did anybody else send a 60 year old Chinese lady to jail today?

and if you did...

is it because she tried to bite someone's eye out?

Cuz if so, I'm very interested in starting a support group.

damn it ( Read more... )

Why did I give up my social life?

I'm so motherfucking lonely.

Unfortunately, I require more excitement and fun than I'm getting right now. It's like I'm fucking old.

I'm 19! Why was I sitting at home doing Sudoku on a Halloween party night????

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i'm not a terrible person for wanting my grandma to just die already, i hope ( Read more... )

working out and dieting ( Read more... )

Watching someone you love die isn't easy. I had no idea.

I need to call Kelsey and see if i need to rush back tomorrow for last minute cleanings.

I'm not going to see my grandma again before she dies. I wish I didn't know that. I'll probably be at work.

I have the best man. Life is so good. And now this.

first chicago, where i went to a Tapas bar ( Read more... )