"Mabel rules. My wife is preggy as hell...and our daughter is due in
six weeks. That and I've gotten more students than ever...over 500
freshman this year! AHHHHH."
-Karl Meiner

<3 Mr. Meiner

Must... write... paper. Damn you narrative.

I'm so good at making friends here... Some unintentionally rude comments I said to the bible study people outside the cafeteria, two of which were girls that live on my floor ( Read more... )

I do not understand my blinds.

So yesterday was my first day of work. It was ok, I think I will like it really well once I know what the hell I'm doing and once they have time to properly train me. It was crazy because they had an unexpected auditor thing happen, but it was only a manager guy, John (depressingly, John is who I thought was named April, turns out that's not his ( Read more... )

I am employed! I will now be working at PetCo in Tigard where I get my crickets. Should be pretty good, I start on tuesday and will have no life for the rest of the summer, but at least I'll have money!
Anyway, enjoy:

You Think Michael Jackson Is Guilty
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So far this week has been looking pretty good. Yesterday morning Petco called my cell phone, sucessfully confusing the hell out of me but it turns out they were calling me to come in for an interview that day, so that was good. I think it went well because she explained the "hiring process" to me and was like yea I typically start out with 10 ( Read more... )

This post brought to you from my new laptop via one of my neighbor's DSL. Oh glorious DSL.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Ashley is your soulmate.
You truly love Jon.
You consider Adriana your true friend.
You know that Alison is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Geoff for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Lety is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Emily is colorful, ( Read more... )

This has not been a good week, which is strange because I've probably dont more fun things and seen more people this week than I would in a typical month. Its all fine until I have time to stop and think, then it catches up with me and I'm miserable again. I guess I'm just trying to keep busy ( Read more... )