So.. Jon broke up with me today, which is an awesomely devistating way to kick off summer. In other news my chameleon attacked a spoon yesterday. He was just walking across my keyboard when he spotted it laying on the desk, and without hesitation ran up to it and began kicking its ass. He left teeth marks in it. Also, it is Alison's 18th birthday ( Read more... )

Hey I was wondering (for Lety) if anyone has extra tickets for graduation (she needs about 11 extra). If you do and you'd be willing to give them up just let me know, I'm sure she'd give you plenty of oral sex or something of equivilent value to you for them. Thanks a lot <3.

droppedxmyxfork: have you heard about the calc thing today ( Read more... )

So, my aunt just called me. It seems I'll be going to SanFransisco on the 10th because they can't make it to my graduation. I'm hoping some nice California sun will get me away from this crappy Oregon weather, although it is SanFransisco, so I doubt it.

I HATE THE STREAM. That is all.

Your Birthdate: April 13

Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit ( Read more... )

droppedxmyxfork: JSKGDVSKVSKJHVAJLBKHB ( Read more... )

I would make this a locked post, but I don't know how, so if you aren't married to me or my girlfriend, you can just ignore it. I know you guys were talking about doing a combined 18th b-day thing, then Adri and I were talking about just combining all of them, and my mom asked me today what I was going to do and I told her we were all thinking of ( Read more... )

droppedxmyxfork: hello there sexy
im sulfuric acid: wow
im sulfuric acid: sorry
im sulfuric acid: this is her sister
im sulfuric acid: i cant figure out how to sign off

HAHA. Sorry Adri, I violated my sister in law.