When it's stupid hot and humid outside, do not wear one of those backless adhesive bras.
The adhesive will unstick and the "bra" will move around which is AWESOME when you're wearing a strappy/vneck dress thingy.

he would probably never believe me but whenever I had to work late, I used to sing Kiss's Beth to myself ( Read more... )

I miss being able to convince the other person to order what I want so I can try two dishes instead of one.
I miss having a nap partner.
I miss being able to lean my head on their shoulder while watching movies.
I miss having a plus one.
I miss having someone to carry the heavy stuff.
I miss waking up to a kiss on my shoulder.

Dear Universe ( Read more... )

I didn't misspell February.
I was trying to be ironic ( or whatever it was I was trying to be) by calling it Fab- ruary.

I'm pretty sure I failed.

Something's wrong with my brain ( Read more... )

If you call me and I don't answer, please leave me a message ( Read more... )

I think this is the first time I realized what a DICK Santa is in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He's mean to Rudolph's parents. Short tempered with his staff. Bitches about the brightness of Rudolph's nose until he realizes he can use him to "save" Christmas.

In case you didn't realize it, I'm taking a "sick day" today.

I'm depressed.
Like mother effing depressed.
Like, I'm not gonna ever shower and eat nothing but mac and cheese from a box depressed.
It is not seasonal.
It is not hormonal.
It is not going to be helped by sunny days or candy canes.

Not asking for help, just letting you know cause I have no one else to share the news with. Yay! Me!

IF
I told you " I Love You.", would you say it back?

I
Love
You