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Shark Week!
It's mothafuckin shark week! Woot! Man, the Discovery channel rules. I am watching this special called "Ocean of Fear" about the U.S.S. Indianappolis and the wicked shark attack that happened after it sank. Man, sharks are scary. I am glad I live in Montana far away from their jaws of death. -
Mmmm Mmmm Sedar Dinner...
Shyeah, so I just got home from Sedar dinner (Passover, ya know) and boy, I am kind of haggard ( Read more... ) -
Oh shittens.
I suck at hair. Seriously ( Read more... ) -
Oh Santaria, you never do me wrong.
I hit my head very hard yesterday. I bent down, stood up and jabbed it into the corner of a cabinet door. It started squirting blood and I saw stars, it was kinda cool, I guess. Now, I have a triangle indentation in my forehead ( Read more... ) -
Turning Japanese.
Holy shits. I am going to Japan. WOOT! JAPAN! WOOT ( Read more... ) -
Filthy filthy filthy.
I am a festering sore. I squirt puss, blood and mysterious green goop at innocent passerbys. It gets on their clothes and makes an awful mess.
That's about it.
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Ich muss eine cigarette haben. -
Miss Witch Doctor
My life is nothing. I wake up in the morning, eat a sammich, drink beer, then fall asleep in the sun. Slowly, but surely, my brain is turning to goo ( Read more... ) -
Godzirra!
I am infatuated with the improbable ( Read more... ) -
Marijuana is not really a drug, just like oral sex is not really sex.
I am bored. I have nosing to do. NOSING ( Read more... )
