Comments | coffinclutter: hey guys.. i just wanted to say:

coffinclutter

hey guys.. i just wanted to say:

Feb 22, 2004 21:38

sex is like math. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray to god you don't multiply!

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coffinclutter February 22 2004, 19:31:05 UTC

haha.

that means you're as gay as i am!

good. :P

ghoul_poon February 22 2004, 20:14:58 UTC

Hehe, what a cheesy and amusing saying.

coffinclutter February 24 2004, 13:56:41 UTC

it's about as funny & sad as that grandma icon! :P

bellaisadora February 22 2004, 20:21:55 UTC

Hahaha! Someone sort of used that on me once. Only it went like this:

"Hey baby, I'm a math teacher. Add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide those legs, and we'll multiply." I hope to god that he wasn't serious, because I laughed in his face.

coffinclutter February 24 2004, 14:05:03 UTC

you laughed in his face? FOR SHAME, KATIE!

you should have shot him in the face. that pick-up line is terrible!

bellaisadora February 24 2004, 20:07:35 UTC

Haha, I didn't have a gun, and I didn't carrry a knife at the time, so laughing in his face had to do. :/

velmonturna February 22 2004, 20:54:39 UTC

lol Thats funny and cute.

coffinclutter February 24 2004, 14:09:04 UTC

i don't know about cute, but SURE.

skelebitch February 22 2004, 22:15:36 UTC

lol

coffinclutter February 24 2004, 14:18:14 UTC

YOU SAID IT!