Dear Facebook Friends,
Please do not post about your child's toilet training progress. I really could give a fuck if your son went pee pee in the potty. It makes me sick to my stomach
K

I really need to learn how to log out when I'm using other people's computers. Oh ya I'm a douchebag and I like little boys.

kara

Although this blog is oh so old with not too many readers, I wanted to write something and writing in here has always proven to be worthwhile because I can go back and read it months later and laugh at how emo I am ( Read more... )

Girls aren't wired right.
I never agreed with this comment until watching Real World: Sydney. Seriously, those girls aren't wired right. I'm so distraught with my gender right now. And that show Tila Tequila.. the bachelor for bisexuals...shit son.. television is fucked up. awesome. but fucked up.

Hello Livejournal ( Read more... )

When I was thirteen i was a little in love with my best friend's boyfriend. He was ridiculously good looking in that grade 8 bad ass kind of way. After hours pouring through old pictures and letters (why don't we write grade school letters anymore? They're probably the best kind of letters -- not only do they contain random and hilarious bits of ( Read more... )

I'm not feeling angry despite the themes of the poems below. I just thought they were pretty great and decided to share them with the livejournal land ( Read more... )

This might be long or this might be really short. I'm just going to write. And hope it makes some sense ( Read more... )

Hi all ( Read more... )

There's this dude in a coffe place that I'm in right now (I won't say exactly where I am in case somehow he has livejournal and reads this and thn I'm the biggst asshole in th world... you might tell by now that my "e" doesn't work properly, I also lost my "d" but that's a whole other story) anyhoo back to stupid mcstupid, so he who was just ( Read more... )