Danny Devito, i LOVE your work!

[coincidence]

A) The Day After Tomorrow can lick my ass.
B) Mean Girls was wonderful. "I just have lots of feelings.".

last night, i ate 33 buffalo wings. i died on the inside today.
goddamn you, ten cent wings.

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[tensixths]

where are you getting these .10 wings?? i got .30 cent ones today - they have a delicious captain morgan's rum sauce. YUM.

"so you can go shave your back now."

[coincidence]

it's this place called Manny Brown's. 10 cent wings, 5 dollar pitchers of beer. total gluttony. if you ever were to come here, we could get fat.