This is funny as shit.

seen in today's Metro:

"Blood is the new black," gabbed fashion critic Robert Verdi to one of our staffers about the awful accident that happened earlier that day at the Diane von Furstenberg show held at the designer's studio. Von Furstenberg's collection quickly turned from fabulous to tragic when a fixture of track ( Read more... )

ok no really.

Vanity Fair, why were you such ass?

hahaha.

O-Ren Ishii (Cottonmouth)

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A) The Day After Tomorrow can lick my ass.
B) Mean Girls was wonderful. "I just have lots of feelings.".

last night, i ate 33 buffalo wings. i died on the inside today.
goddamn you, ten cent wings.

AND..by the way, who watched the Alias season finale??
we gotta talk.

so i was perusing the livejournal again. being nosey, reading peoples' drama. and THAT brings back way too many memories.
BAH.

so last night, we saw The Saddest Music in the World. i don't know if i can actually recommend this to anyone. it was possibly the oddest movie i've ever seen. i really liked it, but i don't know who i could say "holy ( Read more... )

it's april, and it's only 31 degrees outside.
fuck.
this.
shit.

i am bad with keeping up with the joneses on lj.
and i like "toxic".
please help.