When neurons freely roam my brain
with sleep nor slumber within reach
delusions reign and dreams seem stale.

So I remind myself that

Einstein, and his big-bang hair,
was God.

Van Gogh, and his nearsight eyes,
was God.

Hitler, and his furnace-rage,
was God.

My Gran, and her tissue-hand,
was God.

And when I masturbate

I masturbate God.

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Jenn removed me from her friendlist when I said something about yet another of her 'all racists (well only the white ones) should be shot' entries, so in celebration I'll post some nigger jokes ( Read more... )

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Spending a night watching TV is like sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener.

I confess.. I'm an alien from outer space who is taking drugs that drastically lower my intelligence. This was done as an experiment because in theory this would allow me to communicate with the primitive people of Earth. I've grown a bit lonely though, I'm seriously considering to increase the dose.

By age four I had constructed my own language which my mother thought to be quite cute. Cuteness was probably the main characteristic of this language, I liked to please my mummy after all. I learned the language the natives spoke quite quickly once I made it into kintergarden. I also learned how to tie my shoes in there for which they handed out ( Read more... )

I'm a puzzlist, fuck agnostistism, atheism, and every single one of the large variety of believes which range from bizzare to plain retarded. Existance has me completely and entirely puzzled ( Read more... )