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Kirby's Recurring Dream
It's around this time of year every year when Kirby, a pink marshmallow man dreams. He makes the world tremble when he dreams ( Read more... ) -
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig Uppercuts Pizza Steve
A young black man named Steve was wearing a pizza costume and running toward Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig. Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig received Steve by eating his costume and uppercutting him hard enough to knock him in the middle of the ocean. Steve was howling with laughter as he flew in the air, landed in the ocean, and drowned from ( Read more... ) -
Dumbass People Fight On Lake Erie's Beach
After everyone ate his or her fill of corn, most people went to their homes. While everyone was on his or her way home, a self-important smurf cut off an old white man with his carriage of blue draft horses. O.W.M. was angry enough to pursue S.I.S to the edge of the beach and call him an M.F. He fed that S.I.S some more alphabet soup ( Read more... ) -
Wise Words From Ex-Friends
"It's not about how you failed others; it's about how others failed you ( Read more... ) -
Positive Affirmations
I am as strong as the warrior inside me says I am ( Read more... ) -
I Wouldn't Be A Shell Of My Former Self If...
I wouldn't be a shell if I weren't dealing with constant criticism and my family being angry when I desperately need something.
I wouldn't be a shell if I were allowed to be myself and feel how the fuck I want to feel
I wouldn't be a shell if I could have some peace of mind once in a while. -
Non-GMO Corn Becomes An Ingredient In ABC Soup
(sequel to "Lake Erie Is Where We Got Alphabet Soup ( Read more... ) -
Boulder and Brick Wall
The smallest things seem monumental ( Read more... ) -
My Life As A Middle-Aged Ghost
God wakes me up in the morning ( Read more... ) -
The Colors Aren't As Bright
The colors aren't as bright as they used to be ( Read more... )