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Corn Becomes An Ingredient In Alphabet Soup
(sequel to "Lake Erie Is Where We Got Alphabet Soup ( Read more... ) -
Lake Erie Was Where We Got Alphabet Soup
(Sequel to "Nugget Barks At Lindsay Transforming Into Pam ( Read more... ) -
Nugget Barks About Lindsay Transforming Into Pam
Nugget was barking in the spaghetti mountain that he unraveled. He spoke the wise words of "Bark Bark Bark MotherBarker Barking Bark ( Read more... ) -
Patches and Nugget Sing The Song of Fire and Ice
A loud battle symphony that sounded similar to George R.R. Martin's Song of Fire and Ice bellowed in the background. Dragons flew in the white skies above Jaybird the Historian, the natives of South Euclid, Lindsay, Patches, and Nugget. They screeched and breathed fire and ice ( Read more... ) -
Tears
Tears are what come. That's all I get. -
Vanilla Mac Was Supposed To Get Crunk At The Taco Party, But He Didn't
DarkSydePatches and I arrived at the Vanilla Mac castle and heard loud salsa rap music. DarkSydePhineas had already arrived and was rapping. He was rapping about his failed culinary career. I could relate all too well ( Read more... ) -
Patches Goes Shopping, part 2
“WAIT! We forgot the cat nip,” DarkSydePatches shouted ( Read more... ) -
Patches Goes Shopping, part 1
I was driving Patches to the grocery store, and she was in the front seat staring ahead thoughtfully. Someone cut us off on the main road, and Patches growled. I was not happy with being cut off, either, so I played “Hoes” by Ying Yang Twins, “Move Bitch” by Ludacris, and “Falcon Punch” by DarthSydePhineas ( Read more... ) -
Tighty Greenies
King Chocolate-covered Gummy Bear and I were driving Mama Bear, our black van, on Butler Ave in Flagstaff because we were heading for the Hills. We were at our wits' end with how crappy the world was going. But as high above sea level as we were, we still couldn't find a moment's peace ( Read more... )