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EDIT: The Curse of the Giraffe...
Okay so the video wound up 14 minutes long...even though the murder itself was much shorter. I'll upload the whole thing for you special folk. It'll be live in a few. Sorry for making you guys wait! We had some giraffe problems along the way.
EDIT: Fuckity fuck fuck and other f words you are supposed to use when you are upset. My internet is only ( Read more... ) -
The Secret Giraffe Snuff Film Series, Vol. 1: The Immersion
Pssst...don't forget, all you internet people I love, you'll have EXACTLY two minutes to view the 10-30 second video I'll be posting TOMORROW of me starting to destroy the giraffe...sloooowly ( Read more... ) -
Help Me MURDER the Giraffe!
This post is a HUGE update for me and for any of you followers of the STALKING AND MURDERING OF A CHILDHOOD GIRAFFE project. It's last minute but this idea just smacked the beegeebees out of me. Seriously, I was shaking on the train ride to work I was so excited!
Quick summary for those who are new (which is also recounted here and here in more ( Read more... ) -
Polka Queen Ditches Accordians for Heart Attack Sitars
First off!
Why aren't more of you friends with melcomics ?! I believe he is the winner of my quote-o-the-day contest with this gem "I've just discovered the best hobby in the world. It is drawing pictures of myself with laser canons for arms."
Second on!
Considering, I literally own about 8 times as many Polka albums as I do anything that can be considered " ( Read more... ) -
pssst...anyone want to star in a Fluff comic?
Okay so you won't star in it, but you'll totally get to put "fluff extra" in your resume ( Read more... ) -
The YA Filter and Defriending Woas
Points of interest, first: The YA NovelIf you want to be on the "ooooh I can read parts of Colleen's YA novel in progress" filter just comment by saying "ooooh I can read parts of Colleen's YA novel in progress" BUT if you get the wrong number of o's you are TOTALLY not going on the list unless YOU'RE ALREADY ON THE LIST WOOO! (all of you who ( Read more... ) -
2006 Dream Diary Recap a.k.a. If Someone Knows Where to Buy Lazer Pants You Best Be Telling Me!
Two entries in one day?! Waaa?! Okay this "first line of every month" Meme is overtaking my friends page and I am loving it! Only problem, is my year was so stressy and annoying for the most part that when I placed them all together it made me want to hide under my desk suckling my opposable ( Read more... ) -
I Love Amendments
Any of you web design folks out there want to make $200 for doing work that's, most likely, worth a whole friggin' lot more than $200 ( Read more... ) -
Last Minute Halloweenie
Damn End-of-October! How you be sneakin' up on me like that?!
For a girl who wears costumes every other day in her apartment for fun, it's kinda scary I'm pulling a big ol' blank this year. I need something fast! What should I do?
1. Harpo Marx: (Mr. IQ is already going as Groucho) Need a Wig, need a horn, need a fish, flask, flush, and ( Read more... )
