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Option 1 Probably Wasn't So Great Either
So if you are in a taxicab on the way to the airport and you've been fighting off one of those weird eye migraines and start to get a little nauseous...is it better to throw up out the window and risk the car behind you getting freaked out and having an accident, or is it better just to throw up in the cab and risk getting in an accident because ( Read more... ) -
SPX Recap, Stumptown YOINKS, and Manly Biceps
So I finally wrote an SPX recap on the playground ghosts site last weekend, which lead to this little bit o' press. Christ...if I'm going to get caught pretend pouting in a baby crib, perhaps I shouldn't do it in a place PW can find, especially since I was sent a link to it by a whole bunch of kid's book industry colleagues. Eep! Luckily I'm sure ( Read more... ) -
Chocolate Chip Muffins Would'a Cured My Leprosy Faster
There is nothing sadder than wanting a chocolate chip muffin, asking for a chocolate chip muffin, sitting down at your desk with a chocolate chip muffin, and biting into a chocolate chip muffin only to find out it's actually blueberry.
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I Still Smell Like Burnt 50/50 Blend and Movie Trivia
To say that today started out bad is somewhat of an "i accidentally set my apartment on fire" understatement ( Read more... ) -
Heaven's Gonna Be Crowded and Annoying in 2070
Everytime I see one of those ads that claims if you solve the game you could get a "free sidekick" I always imagine getting a free sidekick. One to dress up fancy colored pantyhose and follow me around all day, occasionally spurting pun-rific blurts.- Extremely Tired Colleen pinballs herself towards the kitchen, from bookshelf to wall to table to
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Wearing my Celebratory Eels
Holy crap! Do you all realize that Scott Bateman only has ONE day left in his goal of 365 consecutive animations? I've taken it for granted so many days, but seriously, that's a ridiculous amount of work and dedication. Not a single day off for a WHOLE YEAR, not even Martin Luther Day when all of the cool kids were running around nailing things ( Read more... ) -
Hopefully There's an Old Man is Being Shoved into My Mailbox Right Now
After poking and proding from many friends and the corners of tables (I've yet to master how to properly walk around them) I decided to get rid of my 8 channels of standard cable I NEVER use and instead join the giant growing cult o' NETFLIX ( Read more... ) -
Selling Out and Saving the World, One Jerboa-bird at a Time
In a slightly drunken stupor (okay maybe only I was slightly drunk) Annie and I decided we wanted to Sell Out, only problem is we had no one to Sell Out to so we just started to plug a whole bunch of products on the most recent show including Segways, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, a Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and our favorite product of all, the cause ( Read more... ) -
Because Democracy is Sexy and I Like to Eat Stale Foods
So after 2 1/2 years of only having one extremely crappy late night store open in my hood, a big ol' gas station with a HUGE 24 hour convenience store, all decorated in loud primary colors, opened across from my block ( Read more... )
