1. Open up the music player on your computer ( Read more... )

Breaking News: Yale scientists soundly refute the existence of atoms.
'Well there goes my whole ****ing career', says unidentified professor.

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so this kid is fucking with G31, could everyone spread the word and call this kid and fuck with him and make his cell phone useless until we know who he is. Also, if you call him and his number is in your phone please post his name ( Read more... )

UF was originally East Florida Seminary and was in Ocala. During the Civil War it was closed because apparently all the male faculty and students were off fighting for the good ole' south. When it opened again it was in Gainesville. Weird.

Congressional Leadership is Now Talking About ( Read more... )

so, tonight was insane kinda; everyone was at trent and david's and david lynn ran down the stairs and slammed his head into the ceiling or the railing or something and there was blood EVERYwhere and i was in the bathroom and came out and it was insane. I cleaned with some papertowels and he was all fucked up, other than that...drinking games ( Read more... )

I am gay.
I love to suck the cock.
I want to play the field of dicks.
Please god, someone come fuck my hairy ass.

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