[I got a guitar]

:D

I am the proud new owner of a Fender Acoustic Guitar. Since Wednesday. So I'm watching the DVD it came with and am trying to learn the D5 chord when disaster strikes. My D string snaps and leaves a big welt on my hand. I looked up how to restring it on the interwebz but I can't get the bridge pin out and I don't want to damage it ( Read more... )

I truly have the best friends in the world. Jade dumped the douchebag in spectacular fashion and bitch drinks are good. And nothing good comes from Romania.

It's not a t-shirt but it's something.

http://littledemocrats.net/Obama.html

It kind of freaks me out to know that some people are already forcing their politics on their childeren when they can barely read.

[unlike those dogs]

Well, Barack Obama is the president-elect, I now have: Rant by Chuck Palahniuk, The Demolished Man by Alfred Bester, Rainkissed Leaves Body Cream, Japanese Cherry Blossom Hand Cream, and a belly full of chicken.

It was a good day.

And Beth and I pet some really freaky nasty smellin dogs.

[It's always a bitch]

On Halloween I carved a pumpkin. By myself. In the living room. Watching Bravo's Scariest Movie Moments. I don't remember pumpkin carving being that hard. Any way, that was my backup plan after our party plans went down the crapper and Sarah B said she didn't want to go see SAW V. I swear, she never wants to do anything. I love ( Read more... )

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[Despite what Beth has to say]

BECAUSE...............................

I MADE A MOTHERFLIPPING B ON MY TOO-SHORT, REALLY SUCKY, UNORIGINAL, ATROCIOUS ENGLISH PAPER!!!!!!

Hells yes. I am a badass. But I now get to write a four page cause and effect paper on road rage.

[and my childhood]

Do you ever start thinking about something that you haven't thought of in a million years? And then you cant stop thinking about it no matter how much you want to? For the past five months or so I cant stop thinking about the sibling I almost had. When I was five or six my mother told me that I was going to have a little brother ( Read more... )

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A list of musical artists that remind me of my childhood.

1.) Jimmy Buffet

When I was in California my parents used to throw parties in the summer in the backyard. Mom would make Dacquiries...daqueries...whatever(you know what I'm trying to spell)(I couldnt have any, for gods sake I was five but I distinctly remember her letting me taste all the ( Read more... )