Oh man, but I saw this freshman girl fall down the stairs today. She went down headfirst, and slid down like five steps. I was trying not to laugh, so I stopped and stared and then this kid behind me goes, "AhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHHAHA. AhhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *pause* AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA". And then, I laughed the hardest that I have laughed all day. I'm ( Read more... )

"Then again, I have discovered that the only thing worse than being in New Orleans these days is not being in New Orleans. It's a siren calling us home. It cannot be explained. 'They don't get us,' is the common refrain you hear from frustrated residents who think the governement and the nation have turned a blind eye to us in our time of need. ( Read more... )

I was watching The Gauntlet, and afterwards a session with Coheed and Cambria came on. I already knew that they sucked, but I had no idea how fat and pathetic that the guys in the band were. I laughed so hard the first time that I saw it. Speaking of laughing and mtv, on mtv2, there was a picture of biggie standing in front of a prison cell ( Read more... )

Worsts artists of 2005. Go.

My votes go to My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold. Feel free to add on to the list.

So, I'm in Butt Fuck, Louisiana right now. It blows. Everyone here looks like Kid Rock and Jeff Foxworthy. Everyone has a country accent.

I have some pictures of my house.

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Not that any of you crackers know who he is, but Richard Pryor died today. This guy was honestly one of the few people who have shaped my life. Mostly because my mom played his record on vinyl alot.


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I don't know about you guys, but eating fast food goes in stages for me.

( Vegetarians Beware )

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I know that I said that I wasn't going to post anymore, but I have some things on my mind that I'd like to share. My mom called me today and she admitted that she left my dog at home. When she first told me, I started bawling uncontrollably. It was so weird for me, because I rarely cry, especially not like I did then. I was so angry and astonished ( Read more... )