So I've realized something. I don't have a lot of friends, and the few friends I have I can't stand most of the time. And while all my life I've said "It'll be better once I get the fuck out of here", I realized that it's never going to get better. I'm gonna have to have conversations with people who believe that Hitler designed the swastika ( Read more... )

My benevolent skill in saving the world ( Read more... )

Okay. So when I was a kid I was on the road a lot. (Note to my shrink: That's probably where my desires to roadtrip sprung from.) My mother once decided she wanted to go find palmtrees, so she bought a rundown van and took me and my brother and my sister on a three week roadtrip through Europe, going south. (Good luck trying to find a palmtree in ( Read more... )

This may be the vodka flowing through my system, but Rockstar is a really good movie.

Mark Wahlberg is, despite what people may say, a really good actor. Again, this could be the vodka speaking, but I don't think so.

Jennifer Aniston would make a great hippie.

I'm starting to get pissed off by all so-called "ascetic-christians", who quotes the bible in their attempt to persecute homosexuals. (Because it is persecution, much like the witch-hunts of the past.)

The Leviticus, 18:22 says: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.Okay. I can understand how you might consider ( Read more... )

Sometimes I wonder how my mind works. I have a small selection of friends. Around three. And by friends I mean people who don't piss me off in any way, and people I would do anything for, short of actually laugh during a Leslie Nielsen movie ( Read more... )