Stroke Eight

[colorfulyuki]

...I have a child.

What do I do with it?

Comments

[lucky_bossman]

What do you mean? Do you need someone to watch the kid for a few days while you sort things out? I'd offer, but I'm too busy and would have little clue on how to take care of a child.

[colorfulyuki]

No, it's not that. This is my child. I found out this morning that I have a daughter.

[hokorashii_ato]

. . . no. Way.

Scandelous.

You are not as flambouyant as painted?

[colorfulyuki]

Hell no, I'm bi. And it was well-known that I had a rather serious girlfriend a few years ago.

Re: instant child syndrome / screened

[colorfulyuki]

I'm not sure if congratulations are in order, Chitose. I didn't even know she existed until this morning. My ex-girlfriend just, well...popped up and let me know. And now she's staying in the apartment-my daughter, not my ex.

Thanks for letting me know. God, this happened at the worst time.

Re: instant child syndrome / screened

[colorfulyuki]

It's one person, and frankly, Yanagi can go fuck himself. I believe I would know if I'm losing control.

But my daughter's name is Naoki, and she's four. She's very pretty, and has her mother's eyes. She's...extremely quiet, but I think it's because she's shy.

[yumipentacle]

Play with it, feed it, nurture it, anything else depends on age. Or, if it's temporary and you really are clueless, find a babysitter?

[colorfulyuki]

...Not temporary. And there's no denying that she's mine.

I'm better with my cat than a kid. I don't know what to do.

[yumipentacle]

Oh, Yukimura-san, I'm sure that's such a shock! Are you fond of children at all? Whether you are or not, who can blame you for being so lost?

I suppose it's a case of figuring out if you want to be involved in the child's life or not (is it a boy or a girl?) Do you know?

[colorfulyuki]

I like kids-I mean, I've babysat before, but I never wanted one of my own.

It's a girl, four years old. Her mother is incapable of taking care of her, so she wants to sign custody over to me.

[yanaknowsbest]

I'd give you some advice, but I get the feeling you don't want to talk to me.

[colorfulyuki]

When I need advice on "smacking the shit out of sleeping people" or "using your child to break into people's apartments", you'll be the first person I talk to, Yanagi.

[yanaknowsbest]

The second was not my idea, and you know that. Talk to your boyfriend who goes around cheating on his boyfriends about that one.

And just because Teiji was concieved out of wed-lock, it does not make him a bastard.

If you want a bastard child, I suggest you look at the one you've been left with. I at least did the right thing, which is more than I can say for you.

[colorfulyuki]

You're acting like I want it!

[saek_si]

You take care of him/her and hopefully love the child.

Everyone's having children around here...

[colorfulyuki]

It's a her, but I don't want it. Not that I have much say in the matter.