Colossal Whale: Today, my friend we are meeting in this regal sporking chamber to… to, uh…
*A black Chinese dragon spirals in*
C. Whale: …Introduce my sporking partner, Liu Long!
Liu Long: No, we’re meeting to squee over your little quadribrachial bicephalus.
C. Whale: We are not, either. We’re going to spork a fic.
Liu Long: Joy.
C. Whale: It’s a
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