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I'm bbbaaaccckkk . . . ??
To those it may concern,
My sweetheart says I don't "stalk" her enough online anymore -- at least not here. I question why, but then, I remember that everyone needs to feel important. Gothness knows I don't get the number of comments I'd like to see if only rarely so maybe there aren't many that still remember me here.
I've tried my hands at ( Read more... ) -
Life outside my apartment.
Douchebags ( Read more... ) -
It sucks to be me... unless you live on Avenue Q!
I nearly LOST A LUNG laughing so hard at "Avenue Q." Puppet porn with Gary Coleman no less wins everyday, in my book ( Read more... ) -
Is his dick big enough?
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Holy shit....what a bitch....quick Magenta....hit the switch!
You know this ( Read more... ) -
HAHA!!
Slap Chop guy says, "you're going to love my nuts." -
Bwahahahaha... whatever.
How so funny ( Read more... ) -
Google Search Meme.
Go to google, and type in the following..then type the first answer that comes up. SO HILARIOUS! HAHA!
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Ashe needs your help in Virginia.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Ashe looks like one of those lap dogs (and you know why they call them "lap dogs"). <----- No, why ( Read more... ) -
The difference between a lamb and a sheep... how much I eat.
For you...
I wasn't going to write about it -- much less write. But, I felt the need lately to give thanks. People all around the world will act like twats, and I don't thank them enough for it. Like I'm saying, instead of bitching about their cunts infecting the world like a venereal disease, I really should give them gratitude for proving to me ( Read more... )