the best sign in bar harbor is a paper taped to the big blue mailbox outside of the local shop n' save:

"please do not attach your pets to this mail recepticle"

the first thing that came to my mind when i read it was some guy staple gunning a gerbil to it...

a few days ago i noticed that someone had written below it: "without first affixing

mistake of the day ( Read more... )

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beth: "okay, we're all going to be a worm now. everyone line up! mmmm...who wants to help me eat dirt?"
chris (6): "i can't eat dirt, i'm on an appetite..."
beth: "is that like a diet, but where you eat a lot of stuff instead of not eating a lot of stuff?"
chris: "hmmmm..... yeah. i think so. yeah, that's what it is..."

bar harbor my be hazardous to your health ( Read more... )

"hey, did you know that you can't have cake on your first birthday? because you're at the hospital, and they don't have cake at hospitals." -Hutchin, 6

there is an eccentric lady in town who has a medium small sized annoying kind of dog. the kind with long, straight fur and high pitched barks. everywhere you see her, the dog is with her too. she puts its fur in pig tails with pink and yellow bows. the other day i saw her at the village green pushing it in a doll stroller to which it was ( Read more... )

"you'd better not climb a tree after you eat, because if you ate first then your stomach would be fat and then if you fell out of the tree onto your stomach, the fat might get shoved backwards and then you'd have a fat back."
-Liam, 7

Ocean water smells
Like fish and rotting seaweed.
Let’s go play in it.

I want a lobster
Crawly and with red pincers
We will go on walks.

Tourists flock the streets
With babies and many dogs
That’s a lot of poop.