oh god it’s wonderful

to get out of bed

and drink too much coffee

and smoke too many cigarettes

and love you so much

returning your ex’s dildo after he left it at your apartment a month after the break-up

http://www.redflashfilms.net/thepurge/

i will be in louisiana from the 19th until the 28th of december. while i'm there, i plan on being exceptionally nostalgic and hossing out on food that is considered too unhealthy to be served in the state of oregon ( Read more... )

i'm posting a lot more on my tumblr blog than lj - http://comatosedisco.tumblr.com/Read more... )

i dreamt my penis had the markings and colors of butterfly wings

i can get used to days like today... lazy days where no one wants to do anything and it's so damn hot outside you really feel like you're melting.. i like body odor.. not the offensive kind, but the kind where you know any ovulating girl or (hopefully) sexy thin guy with a beard and a tattoo of a fern riding his bicycle within a 2 mile radius will ( Read more... )

i'm moved into my orange upstairs bedroom. eli found a mattress while he was riding his bike this morning, so we went and picked it up. now i have a mattress instead of a sleeping bag. it's a large mattress. my bedroom is now officially a harem.... that's how large the mattress is ( Read more... )

life this week has been quite interesting. it looks like i'm going to have to embrace the tight pants if i want to live here another 5 years... i'm sitting at this coffee shop with photographs of bicycles everywhere. there are a lot of coffee shops that roast their own beans here ( Read more... )

apparently i'm the only person in my group of networks who is interested in floral print on facebook /