Had to share this with EVERYONE:

http://www.chud.com/news/jan04/jan3slink.php3

:)

COUNTDOWN: 26.5 hours until you too can hear me talk about my Vagina, in all it's glory.  And, in response to Justin's comment that "sorority girls' cooters have lots of space,"  alls I got to say is...

AT LEAST I HAVE ONE.

Haha.  Jk.  Nothing but love for my gaucho-turned-bruin.  Justin, you realize that you are basically an Argentenian Bear at ( Read more... )

I have WAY too much to do. A paper-'o-death to write, a few group presentations, and FINALS in 5 weeks! And that's just the SCHOOL stuff! This weekend is going to be ridiculous and I'm going to get NOTHING done. "Why?" you ask...? This is why ( Read more... )

ULTIMATE BEER PONG - The ever classic game of beer pong JUST GOT BETTER! Last night I had the pleasure - Nay, HONOR of partying with the Dartmouth Football team. Yes my friends, the Dartmouth Football team is here at UCSB this quarter for some fun and winter sunshine. And MAN do they know how to have fun. Let me set the stage for you - a GIANT ( Read more... )

To start with a word of advice, DON'T download the new AIM 5.5 or whatever. It's SO annoying. It gives you a play-by-play of everything all the people on your buddy list are doing. For example, when someone puts up an away message it says "NAMEHERE is away" and when they come back it says "NAMEHERE has returned" and when they are idle it says " ( Read more... )

Welcome to my life ( Read more... )

Inspired by Justin, I have decided to jump back on the LiveJournal bandwagon. It's about that time again for a creative outlet that doesn't include Valentine's Day crafts or poster making. Tomorrow is my HALF-birthday...ah yes, one step closer to the seemingly elusive 21st year. But hey, joke's on me because turns out I will be turning 21 in ( Read more... )

A few random notes ( Read more... )

BAD MOVIE: Lost in Translation. Ok so I'm probably gonna get death threats for saying that, but I really did not enjoy this movie. It got rave reviews somehow, but I was just flat out BORED. I can see how it's artsy, but...I don't know. Maybe I'm losing my creative flare (if I ever had one ( Read more... )

By the way, Karma got me again this morning...got to my 8:00 class...no professor. Perfectly good waste of a perfectly lovely dream about...maybe I shouldn't share that... :)