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i have not updated in a very long time, but today feels right ( Read more... )

ah well its been one thing after another since i remitted my health insurance. isnt it always? stomach pain bleeding prolonged pain in abdomen crazy shaky leg spasms after riding 15 miles on bike a cold etc ( Read more... )

what is your opinion on the N-word? do you use it? do you shudder when others use it? should it be banned from common speech? do you differentiate between -er and -a at the end of the word ( Read more... )

as observed this afternoon while sitting on the toilet ( Read more... )

secured a new roommate for september 1st and i cant wait for the ex-roommates guestsss to leave. theres more than one now and i feel theyre taking over the place. ill scrub the bathtub, turn my back, and it's completely covered with other people's hair. ill do the dishes, turn my back, and the sink is full again. hard to understand when these ( Read more... )

as observed during unstructured anonymous interviews with two of my coworkers who have lived all their lives in the south bronx, ny. i had a very difficult time getting numbers and answers from them because each questions would elicit laughter at how frequent and extreme the answer was. they could not express enough the intense danger, violence, ( Read more... )

ive never done drugs in my life. but right now im on some kind of energy pill called jet fuel or something. mike suggested i take it when i called him in tears this afternoon. ive got two twenty minute presentations due tomorrow and i called out of work today in order to finish them. plus ive been dealing with cramps which caused my to get hardly ( Read more... )

do you or someone you know need a place to live in brooklyn? we're searching for a new roommate for either august, september, or even october ( Read more... )

as observed from several locations including, but not limited to, a park bench at maria hernandez park, walking down 61st street between 1st avenue and third, my loftbed, the shower, descending the stairs while leaving my apartment, during class, and of course while doing the dishes ( Read more... )