has anyone seen my Gargoyle Rig?

jackpot

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6071486.stm

i heard about the law in congress right now that makes it so that when you are caught carrying a concealed pistol in a non-ccw state all you need to do is pay a couple of fines and show that you've been doing it for a while. after that they let you carry FOREVER! your kids too!

...

wait...

let me go back and read that article again...

civ4 really is Something Else(tm)

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"..the snowy expanse could be traansformed into a vast battlefield, electric with sacrifice and heroism for a glorious and noble cause! the union forever!"

CRIPES i've missed mr zweibel

how's this headline sound to YOU?

"Tenuous cease-fire in Sri Lanka threatened by two attacks"

is that the same as "Doritos Preservation Threatened By Eating Of The Whole Goddamn Bag"

sounds like it to me...

i'm outta work for a long weekend

huzzah

i'm not terribly busy today

off and on

i recently found an mp3 that my brother and i had heard long ago when we were in new jersey for a brief stint. i had NO idea who did this track (i always have a hard time referring to some things as 'songs') and because i found it on the internet...i guess i STILL don't know for sure who did it...but it was about dr. who and had a drum machine and ( Read more... )

what comes to mind when you read this headline:

"Four Vikings Charged In Boat Sex Scandal"

i wish i could stop laughing

this is my second day off in a row, because i had to use all of this year's holiday time *cough*eventhoughionlyworkedhereforabout3months*cough*

life is tough and i'm making brownies

UPDATE: CAYENNE PEPPER PERFECT FOR 'HOT BROWNIES'